Talk:Candycane Staff/@comment-8048300-20130618205637

The one, the only, Candycane Staff. This staff serves 2, that's right, 2 functions. It acts as your normal battle staff, and your heroes can eat it if they are about to starve! You might be thinking,"Why in the hell would I eat a staff that I spent 90,000 gold on?". It's simple; the Candycane Staff is made from 100% Reindeer shit that is aged to perfection. You also might be thinking,"Does Reindeer shit taste like a candy?". The age of Reindeer shit effects it taste because it has magically powers. Here is a list of its flavor, up to ten years: 1 year, gorilla vomit; 2 years, unknown(tester imploded); 3 years, bananas; 4 years soybeans; 5 years, unknown(tester's head set on fire); 6 years, Cheetos; 7 years, unknown(tester floated away); 8 years, burritos; 9 years, dirt;10 years, candy. Not to worry, we make sure our shit ages exactly 10 years. Get your staff today!